In a time where this country is in the middle of a terroristic society, the economy is in turmoil, healthcare concerns run amuck, the President Elect will need a First-Dog that can help him sniff out moles in his organization.

Below is a picture of What the Dog Dragged In to my house this morning!! We have been plagued by this varmint for over four months now. It has torn up our backyard and cost us over a hundred dollars in attempts to rid ourselves of it.

But today, Luke, our Goldendoodle, put an end to all of that! He, single-handedly, (or quadra-pawedly) captured and terminated the MOLE that had infiltrated our environment. He was also savvy enough to bring the rodent (I think it's a rodent) into our house and drop it onto our oriental rug for our viewing pleasure!

This proves, yet again, that the Goldendoodle, is indeed The Dog of Destiny for President Elect Obama's family. Surely, this presidential team will need someone on their staff that is able to sniff out a MOLE when it exists. And not only recognize a mole in the organization, but have the wherewithal to do something about it!

On this Thanksgiving weekend, I am reminded to count my lucky stars for my Goldendoodles, Gus and Luke! Without Luke, this MOLE would still be loose doing whatever it pleased!



Shown above, giving this MOLE a proper burial. (It may be a MOLE, but it deserves a rightful death.)

As we were reciting, "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust" and dropping the MOLE into the hole, my nine year old, Savannah, asked, "What if it is still alive, Daddy?"

I simply replied, "Well, then it will be able to dig its way out, right? It's a MOLE!"

There is not a better way to describe a Goldendoodle, than the way Obama does in this clip. Listen, as he describes the type of dog he wants. It is clear that Obama's destiny will become obvious to him as soon as he has a chance to meet, greet, and play with a Goldendoodle.

In this picture, Luke is shown in his normal, "I just fall asleep wherever, however" pose. Maybe some of you are thinking this gives evidence that Luke might have been the perfect breed of dog for former President Clinton . . . you may be right.

However, President Obama is going to face unforeseen challenges from all angles. He will not need a high strung crazy First Dog yapping and running through the White House in times of crisis. He will need a dog that can sleep through terrorist attacks and stock-market crashes without disturbing the neighbors.

What happens if you Google the search phrase "Colbert Stamp of Truthiness?" (Well at the time of writing this I took a screenshot of the 'nothing' but as of today, November 20th, MY page actually shows up on the google search!!)