Marty's View on Pre-Marital Sex

Marty and his college roommate had a few spirited conversations about Marty's views on pre-marital sex.

South Carolina the brunt of many jokes. Good or Bad?

Quotes of mine appeared in the Sunday edition of The State Newspaper. A blog entry that helped shaped these quotes is delivered here. The newspaper did a good job of capturing the essence of what I was saying, but the quotes had more context. I provide that context in this entry.

How I Made it onto B.E.T. (The Audition Story!!)

There are three versions of the story below. First, the full A.D.D. reader's version. Second, the mild A.D.D. reader's version. And, third, the full, minute by minute journal of the entire event. If you read this version you are an official groupie!

Doctor Visits and the Seemingly Eternal Wait!

Why would I be blogging in my doctor's waiting room?

Well, because I have a real job you know? Anytime my family doctor works me into a sick-visit, I am always in the waiting room, and then even more infuriatingly in the little patient room, for what seems like, hours on end. Therefore, I brought along the laptop.

The Red-Neck Slipe and Slide

Instead of joining the local Country Club for the summer I promised our kids that we would do the Red-Neck Slip and Slide more often this summer.

The price difference is substantial. $16 dollars at Home Depot versus $545 for the 10 weeks of summer swimming at the pool "with the diving board."

Smooth Character :: Joe Smooth

Not sure if this is a good thing or not, but my high school friends used to call me "Joe Smooth."

Before everyone starts emailing me, I want to clarify that I DO KNOW WHAT the camel looks like!

Why the President Should Choose a Goldendoodle

Here I outline for the American people why the perfect dog choice for President Obama is the Goldendoodle. Siting scientific evidence for the rational and everything!