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How Long do they Pee?

Sunday, September 14, 2008
While we were training Gus and Luke to use the bathroom outside we were able to capture a few special memories on camera. I really have never timed them while they are doing their business so I don't know how long they actually go. I do, however, know that this time my camel Gus, went long enough for us to debate a few seconds, then decide we did have time to get the camera out and take a picture.
We have yet to get a picture of the "Doodle Fountain." This is what follows this picture. It's when my wife, Ashley, comes in and grabs him under the front legs and waltzes him around the couches to the back door. Pictured to the left is my daughter with Gus. Imagine her around behind him while he is peeing over the chandelier as he is sashayed outside.


From coach to comedian: Marty Simpson is a former USA Today high school All-American and collegiate Academic All-Conference player for USC who scored the Gamecocks' first 6 points in the SEC. During 8 years as a high school varsity coach, Simpson led his team to the state finals and saw one player advance to set an NFL rookie record. Simpson now divides his time between his family, running a multimedia company named Blue-Eyed Panda and getting the same pre-game jitters by performing stand-up comedy nationwide.

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