Sometimes when a comedian performs, he gets an additional payment he wasn't counting on. For example, I always take the free food offered by a venue. That way I feel like I got paid more. You know? And honestly, if it saves a 15 dollar tab at a place for wings and cheese sticks, it actually is like getting paid more.

One church I recently performed at took this to an entirely new level.  When I was on my way to the car, this nice lady asked if I wanted to take some left over red velvet cake with me. Out of habit, I blurted out, "Of course."

Below is what she came back with from the kitchen. And yes... yes I ate it all on the four hour drive home... in fifteen minute increments.

Two years ago we purchased a recumbent bike. We thought it would help me lose some weight and get back into shape while my back was healing from an earlier injury. Well, it turns out the recumbent bike seat also hurt my back.

Recently while moving the recumbent bike from upstairs to down stairs we had to take it apart into two pieces. It was an ah-ha moment!

I have invented the Recumbent-Lazy-Boy Work-Out Chair! Wonderful!

I have lost two pounds in four months! That means in twelve years I will weigh 185 again!